He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
there was a trapeze. enough said
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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