on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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