i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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