weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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