is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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