Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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