How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There's always time for handjobs
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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