She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
