Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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