I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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