North Korea, Best Korea!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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