So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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