dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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