ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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