Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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