Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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