so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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