have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
soo... how was my night?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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