somebody snuck up and got me drunk
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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