yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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