I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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