I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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