Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
as a side note pls kill me
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