Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she peed on how many people?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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