On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Come see our sink grown plant.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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