I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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