There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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