We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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