Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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