their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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