glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
