That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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