So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
