I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i out mim tonsoeep
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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