Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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