dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
