Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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