No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I AM VODKA MAN
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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