Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize