When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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