There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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