I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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