Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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