i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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