he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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