I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
did you just send me my own nude
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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