let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
wow bdsm is so cute
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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