Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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