the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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