when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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