is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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