Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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