the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
