Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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