The maid of honor just puked.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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